Blog#2-Funny puns and New words.

Warm Up: Some of my hobbies I have so many one of them is when I bit my finger nails. Second is when I say things two times.Third is when I bit my lips everyday.Next is when I crack my knocks and my rest.Last is when I play catch I don't throw it the right way.That was some of my hobbies.  hat are some    of you


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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours. Toycoon - Skokie, IL
162.	I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
163.	Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
164.	An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
165.	There was a fight in the candy store. Two suckers got licked.
166.	A bacteria walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don't serve bacteria in this place.' The bacteria said, 'But I work here, I'm staph.' Marty - Norfolk
167.	The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached. JA - Houston
168.	Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
169.	I once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself. Bob - Corvallis, OR
170.	The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged.

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